Satura Apologia Today

Beyond the Satire Note: Surah 5:116 of the Quran alleges that Christians believe in a Trinity made up of God, Jesus, and Mary.

 Arabia – Athanasius left the Council of Nicaea in a hurry after hearing that the Quran claims that Muhammad is the third person of the Trinity. This comes after Allah apparently realized that Mary was not capable of fulfilling the duties that come with being the third person of the Godhead and decided that Muhammad would just have to play that role himself.

“Say oh Muhammad (peace be upon you)! Did you take yourself and Jesus as Gods besides Allah?” Surah 5:116 now reads.  

At this point Athanasius arrived on the scene, declaring Muhammad’s inclusion to the Godhead to be “heresy” “blasphemy” and all around “not good.” Athanasius continued with some good life advice. “Never utter an oath in the name of the father, the son, and the Muhammad.”

Further developments are expected, such as Joseph Smith’s inclusion in the Trinity as well.