Satura Apologia Today

Berlin Germany – Charles Darwin recently had a chat with Adolf Hitler and the repercussions of their conversation will reverberate around the religious world. Recently, Darwin announced his plan to stop the Holocaust by reading Hitler some good old fashion science textbooks.

            “Science can explain everything.” Darwin said in a statement before leaving for Berlin. “I am confident that after explaining the chemical makeup of Jews on the molecular level, Hitler will cease and desist all harmful actions against them.”

            “Look here, Mr. Hitler!” Darwin told the genocidal maniac after receiving a lovely tour of the concentration camps. “Natural selection shows that only the strongest survive. Now stop killing the disabled members of your society!” Darwin pointed at the atrocities happening around him. “Can’t you see the inherent worth present in every dying bag of fizzing atoms around us?”

            Darwin and Hitler did not reply to Satura Apologia Today’s request for comment.