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Beyond the Satire: Did Jesus fail to return when the Watchtower predicted that he would? Check out a cold case detective’s take on some of the JW’s end times prophesies about Jesus. https://coldcasechristianity.com/writings/some-important-questions-for-the-jehovahs-witness-worldview/
Pampa Texas – After events connected to Jesus’s return failed to happen in the years 1886, 1897, 1899, 1916, 1917, 1918, 1925, 1940, 1941, 1946, and 1970, respectively, JW founder Charles Taze Russell finally decided to call it in.
“I think it is about time that we take a bit of a different tack on Jesus’s second coming.” Charles Taze Russell told eleven times disappointed Jehovah’s Witnesses, some of whom were still staring at the clouds. “My new prophesy is that Jesus will never return.” Russell paused and scratched his head. “Unless he does, of course.”
By publishing time, it was revealed that Russell had not given up on prophesying entirely. Sources close to Russell confided that the JW founder would predict the return of former President Donald Trump on February 4th, 2023. This comes right on the heels of former President Ronald Reagan’s expected return on February 2nd, 2023.