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Beyond the Satire Note: Joseph Smith got the Book of Mormon on Golden Plates written in Reformed Egyptian. https://www.mrm.org/plates-of-gold-book-quotes

Manchester New York – According to eyewitnesses, LDS prophet Joseph Smith misunderstood the angel Moroni’s intentions when he was shown the Golden plates. “Gee thanks!” Smith exclaimed. “With these genuine gold tablets, I am going to be the next Elon Musk.”

“These are not to make you rich, Joseph, they are special revelation from God.” Moroni told the LDS prophet sternly. “And the reformed Egyptian proves it.” Moroni gestured to the writing on the tablet.

“What, that? It looks like it has been written by a Wookie.”

By publishing time, the angel Moroni had restrained Joseph Smith from becoming a millionaire and selling the golden plates and instead convinced him that he was a prophet of God.