Satura Apologia Today

Beyond the Satire Note: Was Mithras born of a virgin just like Jesus? https://coldcasechristianity.com/writings/is-jesus-simply-a-retelling-of-the-mithras-mythology/

A Cave in Persia - Ancient God Mithras had difficulties convincing a rock to give birth to him in a mythology that clearly parallels the Christmas story.

According to some local shepherds who watched with no small amusement, Mithras started by ordering the rock to conceive even though it was obviously a virgin just like Mary was. “Virgins don’t give birth, especially when they are rocks.” One brilliant shepherd pointed out.

After that failed miserably, Mithras tried banging his head against the rock at a high velocity. This also failed due to Mithras dying before he could bust out of the rock.

By publishing time, even the most devout Christian was forced to admit that the Christmas story was obviously a rip off Mithras’s attempted conception.