Richard Dawkins: “There is Probably No Hope. Now Stop Worrying and Enjoy Your Life”

Muhammad Writes New Translation of the Bible in Which He Appears as a True Prophet

Read! Luther’s Hymn for Atheists; “A Mighty Fortress is Your Truth, A Bulwark Always Changing”

Christians Relieved to Learn that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Were Only Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, and Daniel Dennett

Joseph Smith: “I Was Foretold in the Bible When My Brothers Sold Me into Slavery.”

Darwin Starts New Restaurant Which Proves that Food Can Come Out of Nothing

Muhammad Renames the Force Mary

Mithras Finds Being Born of a Rock Even Harder Than Being Born of a Virgin

Joseph Smith Offers Polycarp a Gun So He Can Become a “Real Martyr”

Charles Taze Russell Fires Back at Critics; “The Bible Doesn’t Say the Holy Spirit is an Invisible Active Force, George Lucas Does in Star Wars”