Joseph Smith Asks Moroni How Much the Golden Plates Would Fetch on the Market

Charles Taze Russell Assures the World that His Greek is Just as Good as His Klingon

Muhammad: “I Knew that Paul Dude Wasn’t Reliable as Soon as He Started Talking at the Council of Nicaea”

Joseph Smith Suggests He Lost the Presidential Election Due to Interference from John Calvin

Charles Taze Russell Reveals the Correct Pronunciation of YHWH is ‘Rassilon’

Anup the Baptizer Accidently Drowns Horus in Mythology that Gospels Obviously Stole From

Charles Darwin Angrily Denounces the Errors in the Book of 2^nd Daniel

Report: Disciple Peter Stole Jesus’s Corpse After Scaring Away the Guards With a Sword

In Surprise Move, The Council of Nicaea Removes Mary from the Trinity

Horus Certain that Jesus Could Not Have Been Born of a Virgin After Failing the Feat Himself