Joseph Smith: “I Was Foretold in the Bible When My Brothers Sold Me into Slavery.”

Darwin Starts New Restaurant Which Proves that Food Can Come Out of Nothing

Muhammad Renames the Force Mary

Mithras Finds Being Born of a Rock Even Harder Than Being Born of a Virgin

Joseph Smith Offers Polycarp a Gun So He Can Become a “Real Martyr”

Charles Taze Russell Fires Back at Critics; “The Bible Doesn’t Say the Holy Spirit is an Invisible Active Force, George Lucas Does in Star Wars”

Joseph Smith Asks Moroni How Much the Golden Plates Would Fetch on the Market

Charles Taze Russell Assures the World that His Greek is Just as Good as His Klingon

Muhammad: “I Knew that Paul Dude Wasn’t Reliable as Soon as He Started Talking at the Council of Nicaea”

Joseph Smith Suggests He Lost the Presidential Election Due to Interference from John Calvin