Muhammad Set to Replace Antonio Guterres as UN Secretary General

Pope Criticizes Apostle Paul for Borrowing from Martin Luther

In Addition to Anger at a God They Don’t Believe Exists, Atheists Extend Fury at Non-Existent Things to Include Unicorns and the Tooth Fairy

Daleks Convert to Islam in Hopes of Exterminating Israel

Muhammad Stresses to Followers That Anti-Semitic Terrorist Attacks Must Be Peaceful

Stunning Number of American Students Believe That Gondor Bears Responsibility for Sauron’s Attacks

A Comprehensive List of Evidence that Would Convince Atheists that God Exists

Surprising New Poll Reveals Many Atheists Worship What They See in the Mirror Every Morning

Council of Trent Votes to Remove the Pauline Epistles From the Bible

Latter-Day Saint Lucifer Turns Out to Be Nothing but a Calvinist