Muhammad Disproves the Trinity: “1 x 1 x 1 Does Not Equal 1”

Joseph Smith Reveals that the Planet Kolob is Located Right Next to Gallifrey

Hitler, Stalin, and Mao in Agreement that Religion Poisons Everything

Uh Oh! Charles Taze Russell Hired as Local Meteorologist

Muhammad Offers to Read the Stone Tablets for Joseph Smith

Charles Taze Russell Suggests that Jesus Will Return as Soon as Trump is Reinstated

Richard Dawkins: “We’re All Vegetarians About Some Meats, Some of Us Just Go One Cow Further”

Historians Find Surprising New Evidence that Athanasius Fell into a Fit of Rage Every Time He Was Shown a Three Leaf Clover or Triangle

Sam Harris Comes to the Mind-Blowing Conclusion that the Giant Spaghetti Monster Doesn’t Ground Morality

Muhammad Checks Out North America After Reading the Book of Mormon