Richard Dawkins: “We’re All Vegetarians About Some Meats, Some of Us Just Go One Cow Further”

Historians Find Surprising New Evidence that Athanasius Fell into a Fit of Rage Every Time He Was Shown a Three Leaf Clover or Triangle

Sam Harris Comes to the Mind-Blowing Conclusion that the Giant Spaghetti Monster Doesn’t Ground Morality

Muhammad Checks Out North America After Reading the Book of Mormon

Richard Dawkins Realizes that Zeus Isn’t the God of the Bible

Record Number of Atheists Now Searching for The Da Vinci Code on the History Channel

Revealed! Latter Day Revelation Makes Writing New Sermons Easy

Poll Reveals that Adherents to the Multiverse Theory are Ten Times More Likely to be Marvel Fans

Darwin Rails Against the Fine Tuning of the Universe that Keeps Him Alive

Darwin Posits Aliens from Mars as the Origin of the Universe Instead of God